One moment
Grinding the ink.
Your page is almost ready.
Your page is almost ready.
You, in Joseon
Who were you, in Joseon?
One photo and the hour you were born. That is all.
Real cards, exactly as they come out.
Free to start. No sign-up.
No two cards are alike
26 places on the faceEyes, nose, mouth, brow, jaw — each measured into a percentile.
Eight charactersFour pillars raised from your year, month, day and hour.
Where the two meet, your grade and your place are set.
Where do you land?
平20%
良35%
秀25%
貴15%
天5%
Where the face and the pillars say the same thing, the line is marked.It is for enjoyment — but those overlaps read differently.
What is on the card
Your grade, and where you landOne of five ranks, with the share of people who reach it.
Your post at courtChief Councillor, Court Painter, Shrine Medium — whichever fits.
The six measuresLearning, strategy, standing, valour, wealth and favour.
Your four pillarsThe eight characters raised from the hour you were born.
The portrait itselfA Joseon portrait painted from your own face.
How far the free part goes
See it first
Free
- Four pillars — your whole chart
- The first chapter in full — the opening of every other chapter
- A reference-face preview — the face drawn from your photo, shown small before payment
Break the seal
US$19.99
One payment · not a subscription
- Your grade and all six measures, with their numbers
- One portrait and the album — made after payment
- The full reading — your face and your eight characters
See your chart, the first chapter and your reference face free. The portrait and face reading are made after payment.
Price and terms
- Price
- US$19.99 · Charged in USD.
- When you get it
- Made after payment — opens as soon as it is finished
- How long we keep it
- 14 days
Once delivery begins, withdrawal is limited. Refund
A reading is for enjoyment — it proves nothing and advises nothing.
So — who were you, in Joseon?
Free to start. No sign-up.